Privacy, kept simple.
This website is made for children and the grown-ups who read with them. We don’t ask for personal details, and we don’t use tracking cookies.
Who we are
This website belongs to The Barmy Breakfast Boys, created by Jake Longson and Matt Armstrong. We are responsible for the information described here.
The website is built and looked after for us by Voqal AI.
What we collect
Nothing you type in. There are no accounts, sign-ups, comments or forms on this website.
Like every website, our hosting provider, Netlify, receives technical details when a page is requested, such as your IP address, browser type and the page visited. These are used to deliver the site, keep it secure and give us simple visit counts. They are not used to build a profile of you.
Cookies
We don’t use cookies.
Your browser remembers, for that tab only, that the opening animation has already played, so it doesn’t repeat. This clears when you close the tab. On-screen colouring stays on the page and is never saved or sent.
Videos and other websites
Cartoons play from YouTube in privacy-enhanced mode, and nothing loads from YouTube until you press play. After that, YouTube’s own privacy policy applies.
Our buy buttons go to Amazon, and our social links go to Instagram. Those websites have their own privacy policies.
Children
We never knowingly collect personal information from children. Please don’t send a child’s personal details in a message to us.
Your rights and questions
Under UK data protection law you can ask what information we hold about you, and ask us to correct or delete it. As this website doesn’t collect personal details, there is usually nothing to find, but you are always welcome to ask.
Send us a message on Instagram
You can also contact the Information Commissioner’s Office at ico.org.uk.
Last updated 30 October 2026.